Apr
08
A friend emailed the following story to me today. This is the tweaked version. Enjoy. 
THE WORLD’S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?”
The girl said: “NO!”. And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, always had a clean house, never cooked, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t gain weight, traveled more, had fun going on dates, had plenty of money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the movies, never had to watch sports, never wore friggin’ lacy lingerie that went up her butt crack, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End
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April 8th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Too funny!
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April 11th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
This is the best fairytale I have ever read! Short, on the shot! Funtastic!
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April 11th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Great tale. It’s worthy of a pulitzer.
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April 11th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Z, Ana, Bong - thanks for your comments. When I first received the story, it made me LOL. I’m not sure who the original author was, but it’s a great tale.
April 12th, 2008 at 5:16 am
Aaaah, memories…
Now we grocery shop, do aerobics to the wiggles dvds, and wade through oceans of stuffed toys and half-chewed crusts to have a quick luke-warm shower, before it’s time to don those tunnel-elastic mum-knickers and droopy sweat pants.
But I wouldn’t swap it for the world.
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